Is this true?

This made me laugh. Having lived in many parts of the US, I could relate to several of these! How many can you relate to?

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An old friend in the USA tells me:

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where…

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away from your house because you found shade.

2. You’ve experienced condensation on your tail end from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.

4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.

5. You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

OR

You can retire to California where…

1. You make over $450,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.

2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.

3. You know how to eat an artichoke.

4. You drive your…

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About Jeffrey Owens

Not much to tell. I am married and have a daughter and a grandson. I am an aspiring writer. I am a devout Pentecostal. I love football, NHRA professional drag racing, baseball and sometimes hockey. I sing and play guitar and write songs.
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One Response to Is this true?

  1. Glad you enjoyed it Barry 😀

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